maybe dean’s feelings are like fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt

and he has no spoon for mixing

sam keeps trying to give him a spoon but he can find and use his own damn spoon, okay

only he never gets around to it

so sam tells him to just frigging use his fingers and that is it, that is it sam get out

~~and after the door slams and he’s all alone dean looks at the yogurt and cries a single tear because i know where my spoon is, i threw it into a lake, and there’s no getting it back, sammy~~

aplethora replied to your post: i got off early and made a quick stop to walmart…

hottest day of the year hahahahahahaha what is it like 65 up there? maybe 70?

it’s 82
which is like 7 degrees more than i can handle tbh

this is totally creepy, random, and weird, but i can i just that i love the fact that you're the sassy fandom's personal cheerleader? it's like the little ship that could and you're chugging right along with it. :')))

omg you are the sweetest! ♥

it’s been awesome watching the ship ~grow up~ and i’m having just as much fun as the first day i found it. i firmly believe sassy fandom is the happiest place on earth. FORGET DISNEYLAND~~

thank you for the sweet message, bb! AND NEVER CHANGE, SASSY FANDOM! ♥♥♥

did you like the avengers y/y?

um, Y. my favourite parts were how bruce banner was perfect i actually really liked norton’s hulk but ruffalo totally convinced me and how they fleshed out loki’s role like i still don’t get the ~loki thing~ but i do think he was a great villain and how natasha was so brave because she had common sense and so got scared sometimes but she got shit done and how that one scene where they were all arguing and then they just stopped and watched steve and tony arguing and when pepper and coulson were smalltalking and nick fury toward the end and robin sherbatsky and also everything about tony’s everything and about steve’s ass and jeremy renner’s ass and natasha’s face and thor’s hair when it was all dirty and enver gogsdjasjfdsf randomly a policeman and also those fish dinosaur alien ships were creepy as fuck.

and also everyone’s asses.

aplethora replied to your post: speaking of weed, have you ever read that wincestiel pwp masterpiece where sam and dean smoke weed/have sex and cas joins in after he walks in on them?

i recognize this fic but i can’t remember what it is. my life is a lie.

Fear not, I have links!

like a slow fire burn

and the sequels, we crash and we roll and run right into you

Heaven Idol: cast your votes

saltfree replied to your post: okay, question

Joshua? He’s the only one who I can think of who is still alive

I picture him as the Bobby of Heaven. Like, okay he will clean up their mess THIS TIME but seriously guys can’t you see he has hedges to trim? Then again, someone who is more concerned about aphids than world domination would make a refreshing change.

folkbloodbaths replied to your post: okay, question

Claire. She needed another extracurricular to flesh out her college applications.

Oh my god I need vengeful Claire tracking angels down and making them return their vessels to their families and instituting strict laws about informed consent and ethical envesselation AND A DRAMATIC FACEOFF WHEN CASTIEL FINALLY COMES LIMPING HOME

aplethora replied to your post: okay, question

ash.

Dude, I have been wanting Ash to take over Heaven since 5.16. I want him to be the slightly shady, slightly smelly intelligence coordinator behind whoever actually wears the crown. Furthermore: John and Mary become the new generals for Heaven’s armies.

rghayati replied to your post: okay, question

……………….. imagine Crowley getting the job.

I was going to reply flippantly but actually I really want to know what Crowley’s idea of heaven is (beyond his old tailor back from the dead and as much scotch as you can drink). I want some bittersweet memory from when he was alive—like, I dunno, the souls are all blooms of heather on this one Scottish moor from his childhood, and it’s only in Heaven that he even remembers this place, or what it was like to be human. SPONTANEOUS CROWLEY FEELINGS WHOOPS

aplethora replied to your post:

hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhaa so my fav fic ever is 100,000 words of UST and they kiss a little at the very end of the fic, then they die SO GR8

#adskfsf val wat

aplethora replied to your post: alaynestone replied to your post: literally this…

omg that fic is the wORST

i made it to chapter five before finally giving up i think i deserve a prize for making it that far

alaynestone replied to your post: alaynestone replied to your post: literally this…

I KNEW IT WOULD BE THIS ONE. UGH STOP READING SAM IS THE WORST

lmao he really is tho

every time he crysturbated over dean i wept along with him honestly

#alaynestone

unrelatedly, will i ever take the santa hat off cas? what if no?

abortively replied to your post: Cas=Air or Fire bender, Dean=Earth or Fire, Sam=Air or water(bloodbending!)- Y/N? And who is the Avatar?

Oh shit. Probably gonna draw this stuff.

PROBABLY GONNA BE ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT UNTIL THIS HAPPENS OMG :’DDDD

applesarefuckinghealthy replied to your post: I wish Bela could have had a friend. A sister, or a brother, or just someone to sit next to her and say “I know you’re scared. Don’t worry; I’ll get you out of this, I swear,” And Bela would roll her eyes at them but she’d mumble “Thanks,” because she knows they see right through her. Then the walls would be back up; she’d be sarky sarcastic and ‘I-could-care-less’ but they would know her well enough to call her out on it. And they’d get Bela out of the deal. And everything would be okay.

NO NO SARAH DID ALL THAT, SARAH SAVED BELA AND THEY RAN AWAY AND BOUGHT AN ISLAND SHHH

I feel like there is a novel-length story here that you are depriving us of. Where is this story? What terrible thing have we done to deserve this deprivation? Where is the Sarah/Bela epic of art gallery heists and expensive champagne?

aplethora replied to your post: Hi I think I saw a quote on one of your posts (I love that you do the whole poetry thing, its amazing and I love your blog)- it went a bit like ‘he’s like a dog- no matter what you do, you can’t convince it you’re not here to hurt it.’ That’s not a direct quote, but that’s the gist of it. Do you know where I can find it?