maybe dean’s feelings are like fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt
and he has no spoon for mixing
sam keeps trying to give him a spoon but he can find and use his own damn spoon, okay
only he never gets around to it
so sam tells him to just frigging use his fingers and that is it, that is it sam get out
and after the door slams and he’s all alone dean looks at the yogurt and cries a single tear because i know where my spoon is, i threw it into a lake, and there’s no getting it back, sammy
this is totally creepy, random, and weird, but i can i just that i love the fact that you're the sassy fandom's personal cheerleader? it's like the little ship that could and you're chugging right along with it. :')))
omg you are the sweetest! ♥
it’s been awesome watching the ship ~grow up~ and i’m having just as much fun as the first day i found it. i firmly believe sassy fandom is the happiest place on earth. FORGET DISNEYLAND~~
thank you for the sweet message, bb! AND NEVER CHANGE, SASSY FANDOM! ♥♥♥
did you like the avengers y/y?
um, Y. my favourite parts were how bruce banner was perfect i actually really liked norton’s hulk but ruffalo totally convinced me and how they fleshed out loki’s role like i still don’t get the ~loki thing~ but i do think he was a great villain and how natasha was so brave because she had common sense and so got scared sometimes but she got shit done and how that one scene where they were all arguing and then they just stopped and watched steve and tony arguing and when pepper and coulson were smalltalking and nick fury toward the end and robin sherbatsky and also everything about tony’s everything and about steve’s ass and jeremy renner’s ass and natasha’s face and thor’s hair when it was all dirty and enver gogsdjasjfdsf randomly a policeman and also those fish dinosaur alien ships were creepy as fuck.
and also everyone’s asses.
i recognize this fic but i can’t remember what it is. my life is a lie.
Fear not, I have links!
Heaven Idol: cast your votes
Joshua? He’s the only one who I can think of who is still alive
I picture him as the Bobby of Heaven. Like, okay he will clean up their mess THIS TIME but seriously guys can’t you see he has hedges to trim? Then again, someone who is more concerned about aphids than world domination would make a refreshing change.
Claire. She needed another extracurricular to flesh out her college applications.
Oh my god I need vengeful Claire tracking angels down and making them return their vessels to their families and instituting strict laws about informed consent and ethical envesselation AND A DRAMATIC FACEOFF WHEN CASTIEL FINALLY COMES LIMPING HOME
Dude, I have been wanting Ash to take over Heaven since 5.16. I want him to be the slightly shady, slightly smelly intelligence coordinator behind whoever actually wears the crown. Furthermore: John and Mary become the new generals for Heaven’s armies.
……………….. imagine Crowley getting the job.
I was going to reply flippantly but actually I really want to know what Crowley’s idea of heaven is (beyond his old tailor back from the dead and as much scotch as you can drink). I want some bittersweet memory from when he was alive—like, I dunno, the souls are all blooms of heather on this one Scottish moor from his childhood, and it’s only in Heaven that he even remembers this place, or what it was like to be human. SPONTANEOUS CROWLEY FEELINGS WHOOPS
omg that fic is the wORST
i made it to chapter five before finally giving up i think i deserve a prize for making it that far
I KNEW IT WOULD BE THIS ONE. UGH STOP READING SAM IS THE WORST
lmao he really is tho
every time he crysturbated over dean i wept along with him honestly
unrelatedly, will i ever take the santa hat off cas? what if no?
Oh shit. Probably gonna draw this stuff.
PROBABLY GONNA BE ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT UNTIL THIS HAPPENS OMG :’DDDD
applesarefuckinghealthy replied to your post: I wish Bela could have had a friend. A sister, or a brother, or just someone to sit next to her and say “I know you’re scared. Don’t worry; I’ll get you out of this, I swear,” And Bela would roll her eyes at them but she’d mumble “Thanks,” because she knows they see right through her. Then the walls would be back up; she’d be sarky sarcastic and ‘I-could-care-less’ but they would know her well enough to call her out on it. And they’d get Bela out of the deal. And everything would be okay.
NO NO SARAH DID ALL THAT, SARAH SAVED BELA AND THEY RAN AWAY AND BOUGHT AN ISLAND SHHH
I feel like there is a novel-length story here that you are depriving us of. Where is this story? What terrible thing have we done to deserve this deprivation? Where is the Sarah/Bela epic of art gallery heists and expensive champagne?
aplethora replied to your post: Hi I think I saw a quote on one of your posts (I love that you do the whole poetry thing, its amazing and I love your blog)- it went a bit like ‘he’s like a dog- no matter what you do, you can’t convince it you’re not here to hurt it.’ That’s not a direct quote, but that’s the gist of it. Do you know where I can find it?
hahahaha wincest: it’s what for dinner is my wincest tag on lj.
GREAT MINDS, BRO. Also, we have sexy dinners.
or horribly right ─ depends on how you look at it~*
pls i like yr blog ok ok
ur blog is great
Yes, you may come! I’ve seated you next to Scarlett.
Omg I wasn’t going to ask but I’ll just be crying in the corner.
hey i’m sure lisa will have brand new play at her wedding just for you
Can I be flowergirl? I like flowergirl.
Omg am i the one arranging the wedding now?
I hope I’m invited!
Since I’m apparently arranging the wedding, yes you are. :3
kentucky the prettiest fucking state, my god. louisville’s a great city, and lexington’s not too bad, so i hope you’re more around that area.
if it is kentucky we move to we can basically move to any city we want
im REALLY GLAD there’s a lot of trees there, my god. i dont think i can handle living in a place with barely any trees