i was reading though littleaphheadcanons and i think found one of my favourites

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Hetalia Nations... Bust a move!

France:

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China:

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Russia:

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England:

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America:

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Canada:

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Germany:

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Prussia:

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Italy:

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Romano:

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Spain:

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Japan:

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Bad Touch Trio:

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Iceland and Norway:

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Germany and Prussia:

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Nordic Five:

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Switzerland:

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I’m not the slightest bit sorry

SOMEONE GIVE THIS A THEMESONG I BEG YOU!!

Friendly Reminder that

America is not an obnoxious idiot

England is not a stuck up prick

France is not a pervert or a rapist

China is not a girly-man

Russia is not a psycho-murderer

Japan is not a complete yaoi fanatic

Germany is not a insanely strict Nazi

Italy is not a clueless moron

How the Nations say "I love you,"

  • America: You wanna know something? You're my hero. Heh, kinda corny huh?
  • England: I suppose you aren't so bad, love.
  • France: You're almost as stunningly gorgeous as I am.
  • Canada: *whispers* well I, uh, I really, um, I like you a lot and um...
  • Germany: You'd make a fine soldier
  • Japan: Well...I suppose I don't mind the invasion of privacy if it's you.
  • Italy: *glomps* I love you more than Pasta!
  • Romano: Pssshhhh. I-I guess you're ok, I mean, for a chick/dude
  • Hungary: if that Jackass Prussia comes near you, I'll tear his throat out! You mean too much to me to be corrupted by his "awesomeness"
  • Russia: I'd love to become one with you.
  • Belarus: Marry me, now!
  • Ukraine: *glomps*
  • Greece: you're more important to me than cats; p.s. the idiot under me is a liar
  • Turkey: A-Fucking-Course I love you, idiot! What made ya think i didn't? IT WAS FUCKIN' JACKASS GREECE WASN'T IT?! AND WHO THE FUCK ARE YA CALLIN' A LIAR, JACKASS
  • Prussia: You're almost as awesome as I am!
  • Switzerland: I'd spend all my money on you.
  • Liechtenstein: I love you so much!
  • S. Korea: Your chest is too precious to claim
  • China: I've lived for a thousand years and you're still the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
  • Sweden: Be m'wife?
  • Finland: You're Santa's favorite!
  • Poland: You are, like, so totally awesome y'know?
  • (These are surprisingly hard to come up with, please add your own for the ones i didn't get)
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