- me in the summer/ beginning of the school year: i'm going to freakin' own every ap class, and read everyday and take super good notes and get a 5 on all my ap tests
- me during christmas break: meh, it's fine you have 5 more months to stress, whatever
- me during spring break: whatever you still have like a month left, no biggie
- me during the week before ap testing: fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, there is no more hope
Do you hear the people sing, AP test version
Do you hear the students sing
Singing the song of AP woes
It is the music of a people
Who believe their scores are low
When the ticking of the clock
Echoes the pounding of our hearts
There is freedom that will start when tomorrow comes
Will you join in our rejoice
Who will be glad and sing with me?
Beyond the free response there is a freedom I will see
To join in the fight
That will earn you the right to a threeeeee
How To Insult Someone ver. Biology
- You're a brainless idiot: "I have substantial proof that your brain is simply a mass of hydrolyzed peptides due to your idiotic actions."
- Go away, I don't like you: "You look so horrible, are you sure you don't have a Plasmodium infestation?"
- You're a wimpy bastard that can't think right: "You nephron-defunct, sickle-celled, oxygen-deprived illegitimately conceived sorry excuse for a mammal!"
- Please go die: "... unevolved primate that needs to be euthanized."
- General insult to person's intelligence: "Why aren't you with your family? You know, the ones in the African forests, swinging on the trees?"
- Shut up before I kill you: "Be quiet before my neurotransmitters release dopamine upon tearing out your vocal cords."
AP Exam Resources
The vast majority of these are for AP Calculus, just so you folks know.
- 5 Steps to a 5: AP English Literature (500 Questions)
- CliffsNotes: AP Biology
- Amsco’s AP Calculus AB & BC Exam Prep
- AP Calculus BC Study Guide #1
- AP Calculus Problem Book, 2008
- Derivative and Integral Rules
- AP Calculus Free-Response Questions and Solutions 1979-1988
- AP Calculus Free-Response Questions and Solutions 1989-1997
- AP Calculus Multiple Choice Collection 1969-1998
- AP Calculus AB Released Exam 2003
- AP Calculus BC Released Exam 2008 (MC only)
Spread this around if you want!
For those last minute study sessions, here is a link to get review and test prep books for ALL AP exams
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0BwVau_JgEB8Ab0I0TnV6NDZDLTA&usp=sharing
