Things I Hate:
-fall
-the cold
-dead leaves
-festive gourds
-pilgrims
-poultry
-meat in general
-combination of brown/yellow/orange/red
-football
-religion
-sappy “I’m thankful for…” things
-people saying “gobble gobble!”
-America
-history
-eating more than necessary
This is why I can’t stand thanksgiving.
