Next weekend is our one-year wedding anniversary.

Jason’s folks are taking Little Poot that afternoon, and she’s going to stay the night with them. We’re not even really going to do much of anything, since money’s tight and we have a road trip coming up. We’re just going to sit in our quiet house and eat the top of our delicious wedding cake. Probably naked. Naked all day. We’re going to the movies that evening. Maybe we’ll do that naked, too. I don’t know. It’s gonna be crazy.