I WILL GIVE YOU MONEY IF YOU GIVE ME SOME OF MY STUFF BACK

Did you see an unattended navy blue duffel bag in the Milwaukee Hyatt lobby on Sunday? Did you open it up and see a box of Necomimi and you were so excited you forgot to take it to lost and found?

I totally understand. And you know what, if you want, you can keep the Necomimi if only you return the black and white striped t-shirt that was also in that bag (it has a lot of sentimental value ok). No harm, no foul, feel free to pass go and collect $200 as well as some of my stuff.

If you’re willing to return both the t-shirt AND the Nintendo DS games that were in it, you can even keep the DS AND I WILL PAY YOU A REWARD. Not as much as you get for passing go but cash money nonetheless.

That’s right, I will PAY YOU for my own things. I really want my shirt and DS games back.

Please, please PLEASE send me an ask.