Humans are...

Eukaryota (cells with a nucleus)

Animalia (multicellular life that feeds on other organic matter)

Bilatera (bilaterally symmetrical with three cellular layers)

Deuterostomia (anus forms first, then the mouth)

Chordata (possessing a notochord at some point of their development)

Craniata (possessing a distinct skull)

Vertebrata (animals with backbones)

Gnathostomata (animals with jaws)

Sarcopterygii (Lobe finned fish and their terrestrial descendants)

Tetrapoda (terrestrial four legged animals )

Amniota (animals whose eggs contain several membranes)

Synapsida (possessing a single hole behind the eye within their skulls)

Therapsida (animals whose legs are held under the body and possess more advance teeth)

Theriodontia (having more mammalian type teeth)

Cynodontia (reduced number of bones in jaw and possessing a secondary palate)

Mammalia (animals that possess hair and produce milk through their mammary glands)

Theria (animals that give birth without the use of a shelled egg)

Eutheria (animals that possess a placenta)

Epitheria (possessing stirrup shaped stapes in the middle ear)

Boreoeutheria (contains the taxa of Laurasiatheria and Euarchontoglires)

Euarchontoglires (contains the clades of Glires and Euachonta)

Euarchonta (contains the order of Scadentia, and miroder Primatomorpha)

Primatomorpha (contains the orders of Dermoptera and Primata)

Primata (having hands, forward facing eyes and binocular vision)

Haplorhini (tarsiers, monkeys and apes)

Simiiformes (new world monkeys, old world monkeys, and apes)

Catarrhini (old world monkeys and apes)

Hominoidea (the lesser and greater apes)

Hominidae (the great apes: orangutans, gorillas, chimpanzees, and humans)

Homininae (gorillas, chimpanzees, and humans)

Homo (Modern humans and their ancestors)

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