“The problem with people like Bill Maher and Christopher Hitchens... is that the only people who take the bible literally are fundamentalists and atheists. Bill Maher believes that anyone who believes in anything spiritual believes in the bible cover to cover and that's not true. I don't know what's going on but I think there's something spiritual in the universe because I got high a couple times in college and good things happened to me. Bill Maher got high and he got really hungry and mean so he thinks that that's what getting high is.”
—Andy Kindler