Reblog if you think teinesmuirich is awesome.

Holy shit, okay.

So, Mike’s mother called him yesterday and talked to him.

And she brought up a “cloth vs. disposable diaper” conversation.

Even though Mike and I aren’t able to cloth, we’re still reallyreallyREALLY big on it.

And do you know what she tells my nearly 23 year old husband?

“Oh, well I guess I’ll let you make the decision on whether to or to not cloth diaper him.”

OH JEE THANKS LINDA WE’VE BEEN WAITING WITH FUCKING BAITED BREATH HOPING YOU’D ALLOW US TO MAKE THIS DECISION ON OUR OWN. 

Crazy bat.

my dog just barked and it sounded like she said anus i s2g she can talk

my mother trying to pronounce “hiddleston”

attempt 1: huddleston

attempt 2: hubbleston

attempt 3: hoobleston

attempt 4: hibbleston

and finally attempt 5: hurdleston

And this is how we lost our mind:

  • Me: Don't hate me, but I think I'm goig to change my theme again.
  • Friend: Why would I hate you for that?
  • Me: Because you want to do it too, but you can't yet.
  • Friend: Oh. Don't worry for me...
  • Friend: SAVE YOURSELF! SAVE YOURSELF AND LEAVE ME HERE!
  • Me: Okay...
  • Me: I WILL REMEBER YOU FOREVER!
  • Friend: BE HAPPY! DO IT FOR ME!
  • Me: I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU!
  • Friend: But if you don't do it, we'll both perish and nothing would make sense!
  • Me: It doesn't make sense in this way!
  • Friend: FUCK, LEAVE ME!
  • Me: Ireneeeeeeee *scream* I WON'T LET YOU GO!
  • Friend: Yeah? So, you must to know we both will go to the HELL.
  • Me: lol whut, Why?
  • Friend: Because our dirty and full of lust thoughts.
  • Me: ...I think we weren't talking about that.
  • Friend: Not at all.

Lena Olin is Swedish

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 I knew I had good taste with actresses

edwardkenwayshusband replied to your postFMK: Ollie, Emmy, Tyson 8)

Is it because you don’t want to admit you’d kill me with the feelings, fuck Emmy because she’s hot whether she thinks so or not, and then marry Tyson out of guilt

omfg ur the worst ollie

ok

the worst

stop press

amanda palmer doing a show in london

i have died and gone to heaven this is not real life

WAIT BEFORE I FORGET.

Because I know I will.

Earlier, my Mom and I were sitting on the couch and I had bebe in my lap. Well, she kept laughing at everything for no reason. Not just little giggles  but shrieks of pure joy. But then stopped for a while. So anyway, my Mom and I are talking and all of a sudden, Allison lets out this massive, high pitched, war cry of a shriek. It was literally out of no where, and defiantly the loudest she’s ever screamed.

Needless to say, she scared the shit out of me. I was literally crying she scared me so bad. I thought I had a heart attack for a second. It was kinda of awful.

mae whitman is even cute as Ann in AD and the character is designed to be ugly so i mean, if you’re cute while people try to make you ugly than you must be pretty cute. 

ooc: time for sleep because i have to work in the morning, but hopefully you guys are on when i come back. I’m looking at you watcher-max because I love writing between you and Anya.

And I want heaps of ;) in my askbox so I can kiss all of you guys lol.

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Have I mentioned that Emeli Sande is having a concert in MY TOWN and it’s FREE? 

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