I JUST FINISHED THIS FIC OH MY GOD.

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i didn’t even mean to get obsessed with one boy band ): ): and now there’s a girl band and another boy band and a handful of radio 1 djs and some random irish celebrities and movie producers and band member’s girlfriends anD HOW DO I GET OUT?

Do you ever watch a movie with a really fantastic actor, and you fall in love with them, so then you go search for other stuff they’ve been in because you need more of them? And then you start watching something else of theirs and it’s awful but you can’t stop watching because it’s them. Yeah. I’m doing that right now.

lol braking dwan so exsited txt it

“Hitler continued to jerk Christ off. When he began to tense up Hitler lowered his head to Christ's stiff member and caught Christ's sticky seed in his mouth. There was an incredible amount of it and it splashed everywhere. When Hitler rose up again Jesus locked lips with him. He could taste his own salty semen in Hitler's mouth, and he didn't care. Jesus was happy for the first time in his life.”

—Part of Chapter 1 from the JesusxHitler fanfic

I do this kind of thing to basically all the pictures you guys post of yourselves.
Just fyi.

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Hey, wait.

You look kind of familiar.

Haven’t I seen you someplace before?

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Hmmmmm

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I could’ve sworn…

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No? Are you sure?

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Well, if you’re positive…

I just, you know. Could’ve sworn I’d seen you around someplace before.

Guess I was mistaken.

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