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I’m going to name my bed “The Word” so that whenever anyone asks me what I was doing yesterday I’d be all like “Oh man I was in the Word all night”.

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I used to own, and wear in public, a shirt that said “OH SNAP!!” and had a picture of a broken crayon on it.

did u lay on ur back like a whore

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In completely unrelated news, watching Rahul Bose casually smack down people who try to come at him on Twitter has become my favourite pastime.

There are no words to express just how much love I have for Ellen.

joel so hot

hot joel is hot

joel

Anybody think they know why cosima is everyones favorite clone?

Every one of the artists in this tag is a Senpai to me.

You amazingly artistic fuckers.
Even if you don’t draw super well, you’re my Senpai.
I love you even if you aren’t an artist. If you write.
Still a Senpai.
If you just hang out in the tag… YOU’RE ALL MY SENPAIS.

I'm a strange unit leader...

It’s Friday evening, and I just ordered a girl from my team to draw Peeta Mellark on the Deadline Whiteboard. 

Deadlines be damned. We have Peeta on [the] board! 

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  • Me: Ugh I hate school.
  • Dad: At least you get to talk to your friends.
  • Dad: ...
  • Dad: They do have wifi at your school don't they?

That feeling you get after you get out of the hot shower

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