Life.

Here’s my night:

Went to TIFF and saw ‘What Maisie Knew’,

then I met Alexander Skarsgard and we shook hands.

I told him I thought he was pretty cool and he laughed and said 

“haha, cool.”

The words I was thinking: "Oh look, a spider has made a web in the handle of my suitcase, where I've just put my hand."

The words that were coming out of my mouth: “OMFGAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEAAAAAGGGHHHHLALGLGLAGLAGLAYAYA…” (pitch increases outside of audible-to-humans range)(neighborhood dogs fall from the sky)

"Were we in love?"

“We were.”

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  • Hayden: I can't imagine having children
  • Hayden: You can't shove kids in a crate and tell them to shut up
  • Hayden: well you can, but y'know

Can’t focus anywhere else…..OMG DEAN!

  • THAT SUIT
  • THAT FEDORA
  • THAT COAT
  • OVARIES? 
  • WAIT WHAT OVARIES?!

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HEJ HANNA

REMEMBER WHEN I WAS AT YOUR HOUSE?

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I DO.

28. At first I thought Masaki is the least handsome in the group. Until I saw his smile.

HI DAD!

HI DAD!

HI DAD!

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Wrote the boyfriend a poem.

  • Rob: you are a literary genius
  • Me: oh thank you, thank you! I take after Emerson.
  • Rob: i can tell! your descriptions are just so... Thoreau ;)

Today a customer called me pretty.

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