Reasons why my mother is awesome:
- Mom: You know what we should do? We should have some guy... some skeezy guy with diseases, rape whats his face. And then we could be all, "Sorry, wasn't a legitimate rape. So your AIDS or herpes or whatever isn't legitimate. So no healthcare for you."
- Me: ...
- Mom: What? It was a slow night at work last night.
- [01/02/2013 10: 26:12 PM] sam: i think the fact that i can understand your drunk typing speaks to the level of our friendship
- [01/02/2013 10: 31:16 PM] Mandy: seeeee??? this is jwy i like tuo best
- [01/02/2013 10: 31:20 PM] Mandy: bt shhh dont tell stpeh or winny that
- [01/02/2013 10: 33:03 PM] sam: but if i don't tell them then how am i going to rub it in their faces???
- [01/02/2013 10: 33:34 PM] Mandy: idk i mean i guess ucantelll them?? ifeel like htye kno anyway
- [01/02/2013 10: 33:49 PM] Mandy: and if they dont tyehyre p sutpid lie i dont trey to hde myfavouritism
- [01/02/2013 10: 34:31 PM] sam: ya seriously i kinda almost feel bad about it cause i'm not subtle either
- [01/02/2013 10: 34:41 PM] sam: but not really
- [01/02/2013 10: 34:43 PM] Mandy: never feelin bad ever
- [01/02/2013 10: 34:49 PM] Mandy: smayd > everythin slese srrrrry
- [01/02/2013 10: 35:14 PM] sam: jakfdasjkl;fjkld;sa yes smayd is better than everything else
- [01/02/2013 10: 35:21 PM] Mandy: smAYD
- [01/02/2013 10: 35:25 PM] Mandy: ok mnsy
- [01/02/2013 10: 35:32 PM] Mandy: mandy
- [01/02/2013 10: 35:35 PM] Mandy: yjrtr owe go
- [01/02/2013 10: 35:36 PM] Mandy: um
- [01/02/2013 10: 35:50 PM] sam: fjdksajfk;ldsa
