The longer I stare at Finnish words, the weirder they get:

vastata

tutustui

hihhuli

kuperkeikka

hölynpöly

hilavitkutin

lämpimämpi

jäätelötötterö

mokomakin

lohikäärme (=dragon, but literally it means “salmonsnake”, go figure)

Then there’s names of places which just sound dumb if you repeat them a lot:

Kalasatama (ka-la-sa-ta-ma)

Tapulikaupunki

Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä

Homeperseensuo

Saaranpaskantamasaari

Oh and crazy tongue twisters like:

Kokoo kokoon koko kokko! Koko kokkoko? Koko kokko.

Appilan pappilan apupapin paksuposkipiski pisti poskeensa paksun papupurkin.

Älä rääkkää kääkkää, kääkänrääkkääjä! No ehä mää rääkkääkkää kääkkää.

Keksijä Keksi keksi keksin. Keksittyään keksin keksijä Keksi keksi keksin keksityksi.

I am done with this language.

it doesn’t matter how many years you’ve been in band.

if you have a shitty personality, you’re going to be a shitty section leader too.

Older Honey - Open RP

Honey casually walked into town, intending on doing some window shopping. A magic anon had made him twenty years older, and as a result, he became five inches taller and none of his old clothes fit him anymore. He was lucky enough to be able to borrow some of his father’s clothes for the time being, but right now, he wanted to buy clothes that suited him more.

With Usa-chan tucked under his arm, he looked inside the window of a clothing store, wondering if they had any cute-looking clothes for adults.

But everything was so great and team work and Karen/Mal and Arsenal/Cassie and girl we did it  and everyone was happy and everything was great and it was destroyed in a single minute and crushed and Arsenal ran away and he was freaked out and the group is down and—

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  • My phone: RING RING MOTHAFUXA
  • Dad: Hello?
  • Caller: Hello?
  • Dad: ..Hello?
  • Caller: Hello?
  • Dad: HELLO.
  • Caller: ...Hello??
  • Dad: YES. WHAT.
  • Caller: Is this Renae?
  • Dad: BITCH. DO I SOUND LIKE A RENAE TO YOU?
  • Caller: Sorry, wrong number.
  • Dad: Yeah.

so hook is coming back in a "fun" way

what if hook comes in through a window

you know who else came in through a window

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