bowtiedarling prompted: Road trip.
“One hundred and fifty two bottles hanging on the wall, one hundred and fifty two bottles hanging on the wall.”
“What if I just pulled over in a middle of nowhere and kicked you out of the car?” Chris offered with a serious face. “You make it so easy, you know. I wouldn’t even have to bury the body, with all these forests around here. The badgers and foxes would take care of it for me. And the ants, Darren. Tiny little armies of ants would carry bits of your insides to their home, Darren. And then they’d feed you to their young ones. Is that really what you want, Darren? Life choices, Darren.”
I wanna be all cute with someone. Someone come here and cuddle and drink coffee/hot chocolate and let me lay on you and kiss your face and cuddle under blankets and watch christmas films and be adorable. Send me a girl that wants to do that pls. Stick a 1st class stamp on her and she should arrive before new years eve.