I missed tonight’s episode of Doctor Who because I was out socializing. 

I feel like I’ve lost sight of who I am. I just don’t know who I am anymore. 

My dad is trying to make sense of things after watching tonight's episode.

  • Dad: What if Castiel comes back...
  • Me: Likely.
  • Dad: No, no. Wait. No. Listen.
  • Me: Go right ahead.
  • Dad: What if he comes back with like a different face?
  • Me: A new vessel?
  • Dad: Yeah! And it's like... I dunno, a weird face?
  • Me: A weird face?
  • Dad: Like that guy that you hate or whatever.
  • Me: What?
  • Dad: What if he's that squinty guy. That uh, what's his name? Chaz?
  • Me: Are you saying that Castiel is going to come back as Chad Michael Murray?
  • Dad: Yeah. Wouldn't that be crazy?
  • Me: I would full on Oedipus this mother and stab myself in the face with broaches.

when you finish a book and you don’t know what to do with yourself

In the beginning of the video, I started laughing because it was freaking hilarious. But then, Harry just had to be all comforting and sweet and breathing with that lady and I think I lost my heart in the process. 

have you ever seen your friend do something that offends you but you are too scared to say it offends you because they’re your friend and you don’t want to loose them

i’ve had my new phone for 1 week and a half and i’ve already dropped it in the toillet… my mom is gonna kill me

  • Jane: Alright, do you ever think about these things before you say them or just...?
  • Brad: Yeah. I do. I think, "Wow. That's brilliant. I should say that out loud." And then I say it out loud. And it's spectacular. It exceeds my expectations.

I like avoiding my problems until they go away

remember in sims when your person was too hungry to sleep but too tired to eat and they basically would just collapse on the ground and/or die from starvation and exhaustion

that’s me rn

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