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Florida Man

“Florida man, Florida man

Florida man hates Kentucky man

They have a fight, Florida wins

Florida man

 

American man, American man

Size of the entire Americas, man

Usually unkind to Florida man

American Man”

-Florida Man

This might suck and probably does.

 

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The only truly fine example of American exceptionalis-

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oh…

  • My sister: yeah...blah-blah-blah-American man-blah-blah-blah
  • Me: what did you just call him?
  • My sister: American man
  • Me: Captain America!
  • My sister: same difference
  • Me: *face palm*

So let’s all raise a glass to the guy who never asked
Any praise for a job well done
All the blood, sweat and tears standing tall no fear
He’s the backbone of this land
It’s long overdue
Here’s to the American Man

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