Eurovision

Europe to the rest of the world

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Rest of the World

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America

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you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money

man you guys are way behind 

crikey 

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straya

When Did Americans Stop Speaking Like The British?

Before and during the American Revolution, the English, both in England and in the colonies, mostly spoke with a rhotic accent. The rhotic accent means that all hard r’s were pronounced, like “hard.” Once we had the first sound recordings after the American Revolution, some three hundred years after the colonists first settled in the New World, the accents of the British and Americans were discernibly different. The Americans had kept the rhotic accent.

But the British spoke with non-rhotic accents — “hard” was pronounced more like “hahd.” Sometime 1800s, not long after the Industrial Revolution, the non-rhotic accent appeared in southern England. It quickly spread, especially among the middle- and upper-class. Non-rhotic accents became signifier of class, so important in England — especially when traditional social statuses were being upended by the economic revolution. Because the Received Pronunciation (RP) accent was regionally “neutral” and easy to understand, it spread across England and the empire through the armed forces, the civil service and, later, the BBC. Along the seacoast of America, it caught on as well among the upper classes. And since the East Coast was the social and economic powerhouse of America through much of the 19th century, non-rhotic meant high-class in America. As industry shifted, though, areas with rhotic came back into power. General American (GenAm) which is used by broadcasters and radio hosts, is non-rhotic.

Now, of course, with the quickly shifting languages, most areas of both America and Great Britain do not use the standard accents. In the US, only a small part of the midwest uses GenAm. And in Great Britain, a smaller country with many more accents packed into it, only the upper class naturally uses RP.

eurovision from an american pov

so what i’ve gathered is that

  • greece is poor
  • no one likes the uk go home
  • everyone is gay
  • everyone dresses like they are going to an anime convention
  • there is singing i think?
  • graham norton is commentating and he wants to kill everyone there

and it’s that night again where america are sat on tumblr thinking
“the fuck is going on in europe”

We’re so close to announcing our new special menu! Anyone have an idea on what it is?

“Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck, and still keep your attitude on self-destruct.”

- MF Doom

Meanwhile, in the world

  • Europe: Wow, Eurovision this year was so much fun!
  • Australia: Eurovision! Yeah we love Eurovision, we watch it every year!
  • America: Eurovision? What's that?
  • Australia: Why have we never been invited, we would love to participate, we also have Australian Idol, we could do that!
  • Europe: Yeah, well, the point is, it's a competition for european countries, like... Europe. And - well - you are not... Europe.
  • America: What are you talking abou-
  • Australia: We never get invited to all the cool things, come on, we also have class acts and we have weirdos!
  • Europe: ...
  • Australia: You are not the only ones with culture, Europe!
  • Europe: ...
  • America: Did I miss somethi-
  • Australia: THIS IS SO UNFAIR EUROPE WHY ARE YOU LEAVING THE REST OF THE WORLD OUT THERE SHOULD BE A COMPETITION FOR EVERYONE
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