Srsly imagine their wedding night though
Tyrion: I am malformed, scarred, and small
Margaery: Wevs I’m pretty enough for both of us
Tyrion: In the dark, I am the Knight of Flowers
Margaery: Gross
Margaery: I mean I know that your family’s into that kind of thing but
Margaery: Hey do you think Shae wants to join us?