Why am I always attracted to men who are either too old for me, dead or fictional?

  • Me: I have homework due.
  • Me: I'll do it later. I have time.
  • -late at night-
  • Me: Ugh I'm too tired. I'll do it in the morning.
  • -Goes to school-
  • Me: WHATS THE ANSWER!? CAN YOU HELP ME!? OMFG.
  • -Goes to class-
  • Me: Fuck it. I'm screwed.

expressing my thoughts and feelings as a joke.

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The realisation that you overslept

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Nakakainis yung feeling na naka-ilang ikot ka na, di ka parin makatulog

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  • partner: do you want to come over and watch the olympics?
  • me: depends. is that a euphemism?
  • partner: yes.
  • me: then no. i want to watch men's gymnastics tonight.
  • partner: seriously??
  • me: yeah dude. this only happens once every four years jeeze.
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