“I like ADPi's and I cannot lie! No fratty boys can deny, When a girl walks in in her blue and white You know her sorority's TIGHT! She's so FINE. Wanna make her mine, Cuz you know that Pi is fly. She's hot in the letters she's wearin'. I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'. Hey LADIES, we wanna get witcha, And be yo sista! Our diamonds shine the brightest, Cuz our girls are the FIRST AND FINEST!”—
(I wrote this my sophomore year in college. Music chair REPRESENT)!