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yeah!! or ACTIVITIA OOH I AM BLOATED NEED YOGURT
what’s that one where it’s like MM YEAH LOW FAT BUT TASTES GREAT? MUST BE A MYTH and then they are revealed to be centaurs like why are yoghurt adverts so bad
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wow! it’s like a sausage, cinnamon roll!!
Oh my god imagine making it sweet? Like, dressing it in maple syrup or a little honey before putting it in?
Oh. That’s happening next time.
alloallothere said: omg sherlock fanfic is amazing
OH MY yes !!! and aw do you like bbc sherlock? I never knew that !!
SWEET LAWDY that was the sweetest most wonderful ask i thing i have ever to have recieved!!! oh darling thank you so so so much, i am not as fab as you describe me though! as of now i am just sat here eating nutella mm, ALL MY LOVE to you xxxx
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
I AM CRYING. WTF. WTF. IS THIS. I AM DYING BECAUSE ALLY FREAKING DALLOWAY JUST MESSAGED ME AND. OKAY. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I LOVE YOU. *Crying*
OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDDD. MY YEAR. IS MADE. I’m gonna faint.
Okay, I sound like a complete idiot. *shaking it off but I can’t* I love you. So much. You’re so awesome. *whimpering*
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SO MUCH YOGURT CAN YOU BELIEVE IT no fat made COMPLETELY from liquid happiness
I’VE EATEN SO MUCH LOW FAT YOGHURT I AM NOW WEIGHTLESS AND FLYING INTO OUTER SPACE WON’T SOMEBODY HELP ME THE LAWS OF GRAVITY DO NOT APPLY TO MÜLLER LIGHT
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I have no train money :( *welp*
if you listen really hard you can hear my heart breaking
:( :( :(
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oooh i want to go!!!!!
how exciting would it be if you did???? omg!
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aww bath robe you’re like a millionaire
or maybe some sort of James Bond villain…
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TIN FOIL!! YOU can be all shiny
OMG I like that! But I don’t have any tinfoil, and I’d feel bad stealing my housemates. Also, it’d probably rip during the night and lead to utter disasters sigh.
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aww! i did exactly the same thing today with my dog it’s hilarious! ahha
awww! it really is. dunno how they deal with the taste though ugggggggggh
alloallothere replied to your post: chronicpayne replied to your link: Trigger warning…
oh god it’s like she’s talking about it like the other girls are a different type of species or something
Ughh I know I know, so fucking wrong ugh ugh ugh. And straight people wonder why we get wary of them coming to gay bars.
alloallothere replied to your post: I love the idea of feminism but I hate talking…
me too!! and poeple make a face like ‘oohh, alright’ and think you want women to be better than man not equal ahhhg
it’s really poop especially when lads are like “oh yeah gonna burn yr bras and hate men” I DON’T HATE MEN I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM