Non-Homestucker: I don’t read Homestuck because there’s no variety in the characters and stuff…

Me:
•hacker nerds
•strong jock types
•hipsters
•albinos
•exotic islanders
•gay guys
•lesbian chicks
•goths
•movie geeks
•music geeks
•vampires
•wizards
•fairies
•ghosts
•gods
•detectives
•cosplayers
•furries
•merpeople
•trolls
•silent types
•mecha-nerds
•weeaboos
•cool guys
•gods
•spirits
•puppets
•sadists
•masochists
•school girls
•adventurers
•angry types
•abusive types
•feminists
•justice bloggers
•wannabe artists
•artists
•rappers
•drug users
•suicidal types
• murderers
•alcohol abusers
•weak/nervous types
•innocent types
•goody-two-shoes types
•dragons
•bitches
•badasses
•old people
•hot moms
•cool bros
•bakers
•time travelers
•super heros
•demons
•demoness
•psychics
•doctors
•robots
•aliens
•dogs
•cats
•weirdass mix-animals
•monsters
•angels
•fashionistas
•spiders
•skateboarders
•blind people
•deaf people
•paraplegics
•mute people
•Mesiah/Satan worshipers
•sea monsters
•clowns
•jugglos
•cherubs
•sprites
•princesses
•witches
•heiresses
•empresses
•lords
•rebels
•crazy people

Take your pick.