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Fandom Appreciation Week: Fanfic Writers

Hey, you.

Yes, you.

Do you put words down on paper? Even if you don’t show them to anyone or post them anywhere? Or even if it’s just a drabble, or it doesn’t get any/many notes?

I want to take a moment to appreciate you.

Because you? Are doing something awesome.  Do you know how difficult it is to put words on paper? Or how much courage it takes to share what you’ve written?  It takes a lot, and man, I’m proud of you. 

You’ve written something.  And even if you think it’s “bad”, it’s still something, and you’ll only get better with time and practice.  You still created something.  Do you know how many people go throughout their lives and never create a single thing? A whole lot.  But not you. 

Pat yourself on the back.  Go eat an ice cream cone.  You’ve earned.

i’m really saddened that the mass effect datapad app never updated like post citadel dlc. that we never got drunk sexts and instagram style pics from the squadmates

  • kasumi tweeting a picture of zaeed wearing some of the sexy underwear she stole at the party
  • twenty messages from kaidan in a row ‘i just’ ‘YOU KNOW?’ ‘i know you know’ ‘we know that i know’ ‘yeah, you know’ ‘DO YOU KNOW SHEPARD’ ‘i know you know’ ‘but do you know i know’ ‘i wanna be your sweater shepard’ ‘wanna be knit all around you’ ‘wanna be the hole in your bathroom floor’ ‘wanna be the snow in your boots shepard’
  • garrus changing his voicemail to say ‘hello, this is garrus. …i’m sorry, can it wait? i’m in the middle of some calibrations. gotcha, shepard.
  • super close-ups of grunt’s body parts. an elbow. a buttcrack. a nostril. three circles that might be three-fourths of a quad.
  • joker and edi slow-dancing.
  • edi dipping joker.
  • edi throwing joker over her shoulder and carrying him off to the game room.
  • message from liara t’soni to all crew: ‘please do not ask jeff moreau about what happened on the pool table.’ 
  • joker coming out of the game room, carrying a lamp, pretending to be legion.
  • james vega giving wrex a piggy back ride.
  • messages from james vega after wrex piggy back ride. ‘HURTs’ ‘loco help’ ‘where’s my spine?’ ‘i’m dying’ ‘hey lol can somebody get me another slice of pizza’
  • selfie snapped by steve of him feeding james a piece of pizza
  • jack tattooing traynor and miranda inappropriately after both of them have passed out.
  • messages from jack: ‘shepard look up’ ‘shepard do you see me’ ‘shepard this is my impression of you dancing’ ‘shepard your dancing BLOWS KROGAN CHUNKS’ ‘shepard i just let out a massive fart which is WHAT UR DANCING REMINDS ME OF’
  • more messages from kaidan ‘i’m so sexy for you right now’ ‘those finger guns were for you shepard’ ‘shepard you’re like a big slice of bacon’ ‘come here shepard i’m hungry’
  • emo shots of javik as taken by javik
  • javik making duck lips
  • garrus and tali injuring each other during friendly game of dance dance revolution
  • shepard’s message to the council ‘maybe if you were less BORING i’d invite you to my AWESOME PARTY’
  • illicit photographs of chakwas spanking zaeed
  • while zaeed is still wearing naughty underwear stolen by kasumi 
  • more illicit photographs of kaidan alenko cuddling giant slab of bacon
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