- Bill on may 9, 2013: news coming soon!
- Aliens on june 17, 2013: well, this 'soon' is taking a bit too long...
- Satan: you can't even imagine HAHAHAHAHAHA
- 50 years later
- Girl: granny, here's the new Tokio Hotel CD!
- Me: what
- Girl: I said, here's the new Tokio Hotel CD!
- Me: why the hell would you go to Tokyo just to pee
- Girl: No granny, here's the new Tokio Hotel CD! You can finally listen to it.
- Me: WHAT
- Girl: ...I guess it's too late for that
