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the one thing i think is hilarious about alice the cat is how she slaps me

if i touch her tail, she whacks the hell out of my hand with her paws

if i touch her stomach, she’s already batting at my hand like a boxer

and if i point at her and say “NO” really sternly, she just slaps my finger away and walks off

she’s so funny

best cat after grumpy cat

I strongly dislike my housemates new cat, Alice

kittens should be cute; Alice is not cute

I know my life would be empty without my cat, but I would get a lot more sleep. Hmm.

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