Jose Canseco Tweets of the Week
By ALEX ALVAREZ
Former MLB outfielder, current economic wiz, future vampire, and dog vomit connoisseur Jose Canseco is very, very, very good at the internet. As such, we’ve decided to celebrate his wit and insight with a recurring look at his best tweets, this and every week. Please enjoy.
Hey Beyoncé: BOW DOWN
My sister Jessica and I dancing like no one was watching. BOW DOWN.
By MATT KEPPEL
One afternoon bored at home my sister and I dressed up in her tutus. She was 4 and I was 1 and half years old and our older brother Stephen came home just in time to laugh at us… this moment ended in me chasing him around the house spitting on him (it’s caught on camera.) I also scratched his eye, which to this day I want to believe almost made him blind.
Inspired by Beyoncé’s BOW DOWN meme we wanted share our team’s childhood photos that you should BOW DOWN to…or just enjoy.