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Arthur Recap Season 2 Episode 16 "Love Notes for Muffy"
Man, I can’t believe I used to crank these out all the time. I just got done watching season 2 of Doctor Who and I have to admit that nothing I write will compare to “Doomsday”. To cheer myself up, I will only be using GIFS and reaction images from “The Most Popular Girls in School” as I write this.
Apparently, there’s a science fair going on at Lakewood and all of these kids put in a lot of effort for a project that’s just going to sit for twelve years in the garage afterwards. Interestingly enough, the judges are fourth graders instead of actual science teachers.
Muffy is expected to win because she basically brought an Easy Bake Oven to a knife fight. Tip of the day: if you’re ever in a knife fight, bring an Easy Bake Oven, Win over your enemies with tasty treats. Then you can stab them with their own knives.
Brain and Francine are annoyed because their projects had some merit (Brain made a self-erasing chalkboard while Francine exposed the actual nutrition of the cafeteria food). Brain vows to get revenge.
Brain and Francine:
WILL YOU WRITE AN ARTHUR FAN FIC
Here’s my Arthur fan fic, written off the top of my head:
Francine approached her gang of friends at the Sugar Bowl.
“Hi guys,” she greeted but Arthur, Buster, Brain, and Muffy all exchanged a look.
“What’s wrong?” asked Francine.
“It’s you, Francine,” said Arthur. “We have talked about it and we have realized you are a giant colossal bitch.”
“What?” Francine was taken aback. “I have been nothing nice to you people—”
“THAT’S A LIE, YOU BITCH!” yelled Arthur as he backhanded her so hard, she flew to the moon and back. When Francine landed back on the Sugar Bowl, Buster handed her a pamphlet entitled “CHECK YO SELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YO SELF”.
“Thank goodness we took care of that,” said Muffy.
Arthur solemnly handed her one too.
Arthur Recap Season 1 Episode 14 "Arthur the Wrecker"
Arthur is telling us that if we examined history, we would see that kids actually influenced a lot of important things. He uses the examples of a child King Tut accidentally breaking the nose of the Sphinx, a young Greek boy name “Arthurius” breaking his father’s statue so it looks like the traditional Greek sculptures we are familiar with, and a colonial boy who accidentally cracks the liberty bell.
As a person who has just finished A History of the World in 100 Objects by Neil MacGregor, the director of the British Museum, I can say that that is some Grade A, finish it for me Stephen—
Arthur continues on that spiel and says, “All those things became more valuable and more important because of an innocent kid.”
Then we find out he is just trying to cover his ass because he broke a window.
Arthur Recap Season 1 Episode 30 "Arthur's First Sleepover"
The last episode from season 1 to be recapped!
Arthur, Buster, and Brain are camping out in Arthur’s backyard, smugly stating that little kids would be scared to do that. The conversation turns to fears: Arthur says he used to be afraid of the dark, Buster says he used to be afraid of Binky Barnes, and Brain used to be scared of this old movie about a nightworm.
Arthur and Buster make fun of him for being scared of stupid 50s B-movie but then they get scared when a millipede crawls on the lamp shade.
I can’t really snark on anything here. Not even a lame joke about pot smoking
-D.W tries to get in Arthur’s tent.-
Arthur: no, you can’t come in.
D.W.: because why?
Arthur: because because.
D.W.: because because why?
Arthur: because because because.
D.W.: because because because WHY?
Arthur: because… because… uh… because
-Brain says something to Arthur-
Arthur: Because you’d get scared of the dark!
Let’s be honest, the real reason was because Alan was trying out a new ‘experiment’ with Arthur.
Arthur Recap Season 1 Episode 21 Part 2 "The Perfect Brother"
I’m going to do this in Twitter form because I’m tired and lazy today. Yesterday was my best friend Naomi’s birthday so we ate at Chili’s with our other friend Alejandra and then we went back to her house to watch Perks of Being a Wallflower and eat cake. Then we looked at her middle school and high school yearbooks and I reread what I wrote in hers and I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life.
I thought I was so clever when I wrote, “Naomi you, as the song goes, ‘Light up my life’…’My Life Would Suck Without You’…”
GODDAMMIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??
THAT WAS LESS THAN A YEAR AGO.
WHAT THE FUCK?
No one ask me to sign their yearbook. I mean it. I am a terrible shit. GODDAMMIT THAT WAS OUR SENIOR YEARBOOK WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?
Oh well, it wasn’t as bad as the signatures in her 8th grade year book. People wrote in chatspeak. Middle school *shudder*
Anyway, this episode is called “The Perfect Brother” and it’s funny because it’s about Brain and Brain is black and he is a “brother”. “The Perfect Brother” also sounds like a Tyler Perry movie.