I think I took a flight with MJN Air by accident
Flew home from LAX-SJC today (with some really, devestatingly handsome water polo players who are dumber than a bag of bricks.) I took Southwest, but I think I might have been duped.
Some highlights from the cabin crew:
“I’ve no desire to work harder, so we are working smarter. We are taking a union break and we’ll be passing the peanuts down the aisle during take-off. Grab the packets off the floor as they slide by, or throw them at your neighbor if he’s taking the entire arm rest.”(packets of peanuts begin sliding down the center aisle as passengers grab at them from the floor. I’m not kidding.)
“Please look at your menus in your seat-back pockets before we get to your seat for the inflight service. We are unfortunately completely out of ‘I don’t know’ and ‘What do you have?’, so please don’t ask us.”
“Your flight attendants today are Hugh, the sexiest model/steward of all, Rosie “Snazzy Spice”, and I am Julie but you can call me the Duchess, Ruler of the Skies. And yes, water polo boys, I am single and ready to mingle, if we can forget about my husband.”
“Make sure you tell us we are pretty as we pass you by. Especially Hugh. Give a little wave there, Hugh. That’s Hugh. Isn’t he pretty?”
Massive Solar Storm Causes Planes To Be Rerouted
npr.orgYou might have heard about a major solar storm that is hitting Earth right now. It’s the biggest to hit us since 2005. You’ve also probably heard a few people say, “I didn’t feel anything.”
As our friends at 13.7 explained earlier today, the storms have the ability to disrupt sensitive electronics and even the power grid. Usually none of those things happen. But, today’s solar storm did cause a bit of disruption.
As Fox Business reports, Delta Air Lines rerouted at least six planes that were supposed to cross the North Pole.
—Eyder Peralta
