Reading the first Reek chapter is the one of the most painful things you will go through while reading Game of Thrones/Asoiaf.

“Oh, hello, new character!”

“Okay, you’re eating a rat.”

“Why are you in a cell?”

“What do you mean, had a different name?”

“… wait.”

“Oh, god. You’re not a new character, you’re… oh god”

“oh gOD NO”

WHY

  • Jon: Craster is Gilly's father, but also the father of her child.
  • Stannis: Her own father got this child on her? I will not suffer such abominations here. This is not King's Landing.
  • Jon:
  • Stannis:
  • Jon:
  • Stannis: why are you not laughing at my hilarious joke

and after this book I feel like George Martin is ramsay and the readers are all Reek and our fingers are the Starks

My friend just finished reading A Dance with Dragons and said this on skype I’m crying 

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