Just One of Dem Days ... I need a Daydream

Soooooo basically I have a utter shit ton of work to do before I bail up outta this bitch to go back to Cali for a week (* post coming soon for my plans on the glorious return) and right now I am in the library trying everything in my power NOT to start working.

It also helps that today in my CAST class I got utterly SHITTED ON in my essay from my teacher. I suppose it’s appropriate to say that I am a little miffed right now. Since I am in Oberlin and there is no cute boy relief in site, I am going to comfort myself my by making a little wish list. Shit, you know it’s bad when you gotta take time out of your day to find things to keep strutting for…. Either way, I am taking a brief but wonderous stroll down fantasy lane. 

…… que up the theme music…..

It would all begin with some bathtime Luxury. Seriously nothing would be a better start to me feeling more peppy than a steamy hot shower at my beach house with some Ceu or Gotan Project playing in the background. Unlike the shower in my apartment, the shower at home is big and roomy with a bench sit in the back so I can set up all my shower products and candles (* burning candles while in the shower is sooooo sexy). Maybe it would be dusk or sunrise but it would be beautiful, really intimate and homey. 

 this shower gel right here… from heaven point blank. EVERYTIME I use this gel and do mean EVERYTIME I just get happy. 

 and this would soooo be my candle of choice. I don’t know what it is about woody, spicy, earthy scents that gets me, but they are lowkey my current signature. To me they just say: ” I am sexual and sensual but graceful and ethereal too.” = Me melting. 

After my bathtime luxury it’d absolutely be wardobe time. But of course no before we perfume and scent ourselves. 

and just for longevity 

 ( these curtains have nothing to do with anything but I love them all the same..) My outfit would be some crazy artsy and uppidity… because honestly that is basically my fashion identity (* with a heavy dash of badass) Outfit time ! 

 i am loving this dress but Imma desperately need for it to be in a better color like blood red or jade… oo yeah…. jade. 

 this jacket is soo min, but i do need some leather detail in my life with this… 

these shoes are so fucking wrong that they are sooo right. I love it. 

 and these earrings….. FASHION LUST. 

After Wardobe time it’s smash food time. 

 with

 …. O__0 soooo delicious….. and of course because this is a fantasy there would be no shame or calories involved in this wonderfulness. 

Then in Claudette’s fantasy land… this guy 

 ( OMG SO MUCH 90’S HOTNESS) would definitely show up on this horse 

 and we’d ride off into the sunset to this house 

 where there would be lots of sex and other romance novel this…. 

Ok I feel better. 

Omg if I am not such a damn black overly romantic hipster with a tendency for overactive imagination, then I don’t know what ! 

Now that I’ve effectively wasted an hour of study time…..