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Mom: You should get off the computer and go outside
Me: But Shia Lebeouf is out there
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: -quietly- shia lebeouf

You’re walking in the woods.

There’s no one around

and your phone is dead.

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him.

wax liam

Play

Shia Labeouf

I can’t

#shia lebeouf

David Bennett (Shia LaBeouf Parody)

Annika Johnson, Rob Cantor Original

Hey everybody, I know we’re all upset about Michael and sending him good vibes and swearing blood oaths on the miscreants, so here’s a silly song that might make some people feel better? Kittycatsintinyhats did the lyrics, I did the singing and desperately clawed together the karaoke.

Inspired by: http://kittycatsintinyhats.tumblr.com/post/26796489152/dardanos-all-four-cheekbones-youre-walking

I think that Shia LeBeouf would probably win the Hunger Games.

SHIA LEBEOUF TERRORIZES CITIZENS OF REPUBLIC CITY, HUNDREDS DEAD IN CANNIBAL ATTACKS

REPUBLIC CITY—Today, we received word that Actual Cannibal Shia Lebeouf has struck again at the memorial statue of Toph Beifong, mother of current Chief Metalbender Lin Beifong. A small strike force was sent in to apprehend the cannibal after two failures by the Republic City Metalbending Force, resulting in yet another defeat resulting in the deaths of nine honored officers. A funeral will be held later this week. Lin Beifong has declined comment on this latest development, as have the rest of the members of the Council.

The failure of the elite enforcement body has both instilled fear in the civilians of our beloved city, as well as given confidence to some crime lords. Who can stop this new menace to Republic City? Will the force be able to handle both the Equalist Revolutionaries and Lebeouf?