“The Doctor: And Utopia is...? Professor Yana: Oh, every human knows of Utopia. Where have you been? The Doctor: Bit of a Hermit. Professor Yana: A hermit. With... uh.... friends? The Doctor: Hermits United. We meet up every 10 years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a Hermit. ”
— Doctor Who; 3.11 UtopiaSmallville, a smallville fanfic by Hans Von Hozel
fanfiction.netSmallville
One day in the village of small, Superman was use his powers to save cat from tree.
“Is goodly to save cat from tree!” say Superman, as Cat from down the tree.
“Thank you Superman!” say Cat.
But suddenly, Lex Luthor!
“No Superman,” say Lex Luthor, “Use powers for good is boring! Let’s use powers for evil and do crime! Let’s rob Bank.”
Superman thought of new money to be got from robbing Bank.
“Ok!” say Superman and he use power to lightning zap Cat.
And so they went Bank.
“Oh no” say people of Bank.
“Bank money belongs us NOW!” Superman yell as he use his magnet power to danube all money into his bag.
“All powers for us!” Lex Luthor laugh as Superman use powers to blow up Bank building.
“This is goodly!” say Superman as Superman and Lex Luthor fly away with much money from crimes.
I hope they polished those wood dildos well.
DB Nice Guy Recap
dramabeans.comOMG. “Sliding scale of douchebaggery.” “Premature eguiltulation.” The episode 6 recap for Nice Guy is so. freakkin. good.
Go read it. Go.
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“Maru argued that he wasn’t being 100% Douche, and while there are shades of grey in that moniker, I think being 50% Douche, or even 25% Douche, is already too much douche for someone like Eun-ki to handle.”
omg i’m dying of laughter
- FLIK: WOULD STEVE EVEN KNOW A VELOCIRAPTOR WHEN HE SAW ONE
- FLIK: I MEAN, HE HASN'T SEEN JURASSIC PARK OR ANYTHING
- ME: Well maybe
- FLIK: also I don't know when they were officially discovered
- ME: I mean, I can just see him in the public library as a kid eating through dinosaur books or something and drawing like a mad thing
- ME: Or dragging Bucky through the museum
- FLIK: XDDD
- ME: Or he could just have a moment of KJHSDKJHASD LOKI SLAUGHTERED A BABY T-REX???
- FLIK: LMAO
- ME: And go yell at him like a scolded cat
- FLIK: BAD LOKI
- FLIK: /SQUIRT BOTTLE
- ME: Which... just... makes me picture Loki hissing at him and teleporting away
So funny I can't deal
If I’d ever die from suppressed laughter now would be the moment. My stepfather stepped out of the car after picking me up and slipped on the ice that’s covering the sidewalks and screamed like a little girl when he fell. I had to bite my tongue not to laugh out loud when I saw the look of horror on my sister’s face. (yes, I am the kind of person that laughs at stuff like that, so sue me.)
We tried to help him up but he just brushed it off, claiming he was fine in a typical “I’m a man and I don’t feel pain”-manner, which made it all even funnier. He went inside and headed straight to the shower. When he came out we asked him why he’d showered and he said that the “ice” he slipped on in fact were dogshit and that he landed right on it, if the smell that graced his clothes was something to go by.
I’ll be living on that moment for the rest of the year.
