SPEAKING OF EZIO

My favorite glitch in Brotherhood was when I was stealing all of the horses ever and gathering them in a herd, and then I tried to have Ezio mount one and instead he raised his arms to the sky and began to float away

up into the atmosphere

and the land got smaller and smaller but Ezio was nowhere to be seen

he had apparently been called to dwell on the moon

and I watched Rome become a tiny, tiny dot and then I turned off the game and stared at the screen for a while in utter bewilderment.

The end.