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If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

i just kind of feel sorry for people that don’t multiship

why settle for one flavor when you can taste the rainbow

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I just want to travel the world, watch football and get paid to run a blog about it…

when you see a witty text post with 50k notes that’s exactly like one of your witty text post except it’s worded differently

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i havent looked away from my laptop screen since 2010

at my funeral i want them to say ‘we shall mourn her with a traditional ballard’ and then Toxic by Britney Spears shall play.

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