• Interviewer: “A Potter musical, wouldn’t that be interesting?”
  • Darren Criss: “GOSH, someone should do that!”
  • Mum: I can't believe you cried yourself to sleep while watching Doctor Who yesterday
  • Me: It was the end of the season, and I was very emmotional...
  • Mum: I don't know how you think that guy is handsome, I mean, the one playing Doctor Who
  • Me: the one playing the Doctor
  • Mum: yes, I think the actor that plays Sherlock is much more cute
  • Me: Benedict Cumberbatch?
  • Mum: yes, he's rather nice...
  • Me: Rather... I'm sorry mum, did you just said RATHER NICE? He is SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT.
  • Mum: ...
  • Me: He's the smartest, most awesomest, handsomest, beautiful man in the whole world.
  • Mum: ...
  • Me: That's a refence to A Very Potter Musical
  • Mum: ...
  • Me: Don't judge me

Because my mother is a Darren loving Gleek...

  • ME: (8) I''ve been alooooooooooooooooone, surrounded by dark-neeeess
  • MOM: Honey
  • ME: Yes?
  • MOM: Please stop singing
  • ME: Okay...heyheyhey tell me if you think you have heard this song
  • -puts on "not alone"
  • MOM: Did you write this song honey?
  • ME: NO!...But it does sound like something I would write...ain't it cute
  • MOM: Yeah!
  • ME Guess who sang it, guess who wrote it, guess guess guess
  • MOM: Is't this Matthew Morisson?
  • ME: MA! We stopped listening to his album 10 minutes ago
  • MOM: Oh...who is it then
  • ME: GUESS
  • MOM: "Finn"?
  • ME: NO ITS NOT CORY MONTEITH MOM
  • MOM: Tell me! I have no idea!
  • ME: -facepalm- YOU LOVE HIM!!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
  • MOM: OMG ITS "SAM"!
  • ME: ITS.NOT.CHORD.MOM. GUESS AGAIN. ITS FROM HARRY POTTER THE MUSICAL
  • MOM: OH! Chris Colfer!
  • ME: MA! NO!
  • MOM: THERES A HARRY POTTER THE MUSICAL? CHRIS COLFER WROTE HARRY POTTER THE MUSICAL?
  • ME: Ma. Chris Colfer did NOT write Harry Potter the musical
  • MOM: oh.
  • ME: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
  • MOM: OHHHH! THE ONE I LOVE!!
  • ME: YES MOM
  • MOM: ...I forget his name
  • ME: Mom are you freaking kidding me
  • MOM: BLAINE!| DARREN CRISS!
  • ME: YES! DARREN CRISS!
  • MOM: HE WROTE THIS? HE WROTE HARRY POTTER THE MUSICAL?
  • ME: Yes...he did it with friends, they filmed it, put it up on youtube, and it became this big viral success
  • MOM: OMG NO WAY!
  • ME: Yes way.
  • MOM: Is. he...is he...he wrote this and...is he playing the piano?
  • ME: Yeah...
  • MOM: I like him. Can I marry him?
  • ME: Your boyfriend ma...
  • MOM: SO? He's cute. I like him.
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