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A Milli

Lil Wayne

10.) “A Milli” - Lil Wayne - Tha Carter III

“Who dat one dat do dat boy? You knew that, chew that, swallow.”

“Don’t you compare me, cause there ain’t nobody near me, They don’t see me, but they hear me, They don’t feel me, but they fear me. I’m illi.”

Classic.

Online Poker’s Big Winner

nytimes.com

By JAY CASPIAN KANG

Daniel (jungleman12) Cates, a 21-year-old self-made multimillionaire, lapsed economics/computer-science major and one-day Bubble Trouble champion of the world, was mildly annoyed. A reputedly solid player under the gun had just bet, and Cates needed to figure out if he was bluffing. Cates consulted the stat readout and deduced that the kid’s erratic betting over the past 200 hands was a product of emotional fragility. With no pair, no draw and no hope of winning a showdown of hands, Cates again raised the pot. At a second table, Cates had just made his flush. He put out a value bet that was precisely calibrated to resemble a bluff. At a third table, he folded. At a fourth, he called for time. At a fifth, his mouse slipped, causing him to accidentally fold. He muttered a profanity before turning his attention back to the first two tables.

Both plays worked. The reputedly solid player was, indeed, bluffing. He folded. Cates chuckled and said, almost seductively, “That’s right, spew monkey, spew all those chips over here.” At the second table, Cates’s opponent called the value bet and showed the worst of it. Cates had just won more than $30,000, but his attention had already shifted over to Table 3, where he had been dealt a monster hand. He turned to me and said: “Sorry if these stakes are boring. I would be playing bigger, but it’s been a rough week.”

A Milli

Lil Wayne

A Milli - Lil Wayne

Never answer when it’s private, damn I hate a shy bitch.
Don’t you hate a shy bitch?
Yeah I ate a shy bitch.
She ain’t shy no more, she changed her name to my bitch.

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