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CREDITS TO msanimanga (http://msanimanga.tumblr.com/post/3195395946)

You guys, although I disclaimed myself (to the right), I do want to clarify again (as I was contacted by the rightful owner/creator of this wonderful pie chart) to you all that I DID NOT MAKE THIS AND DO NOT OWN IT.

It’s still GPOY, though. JS.

“Director Vance, Spending time with your agents has been... enlightening to say the least. In clinical terms, they're a disaster, but their selfless dysfunction is ultimately why it works. It's clear to me that we all react to life's challenges in different ways. Some fight death, and some embrace its solace. Some recognize their fate, and others do whatever is necessary to alter it. Sometimes, we defy other's expectations, and occasionally we rise to meet them. But the constant is being true to ourselves. We do what we have to when we have to. We react for better or worse. It's why your team succeeds. But be careful; eventually it might catch up to you. A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun....”

—Dr. Rachel Cranston, 8x14 “A Man Walks Into a Bar”

If we keep things bottled up, even the harshest response seems appropriate.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender takes out a shotgun and shoots, just missing the man. The man says thank you and leaves a tip. Why the thank you and why the tip? 

“It’s clear to me we all react to life’s challenges in different ways. Some fight death and some embrace it’s solace. Some recognize their fate, and others do whatever is necessary to alter it. Sometimes we defy other’s expectations and occasionally we rise to meet them. But the constant is being true to ourselves. We do what we have to when we have to. We react for better or worse..”

—Dr. Rachel Cranston - NCIS “A man walks into a bar..”
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