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Me at school: I am going to do so much work when I get home.

Me when I get home:  

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Education (for A-level+ students only, GCSE isn't hard shut up)

  • September: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
  • October: This isn't so bad I guess
  • November: shit how the fuck do I do this
  • December: *PROCRASTINATION OVER CHRISTMAS & NEW YEAR*
  • January: My exam is in a week FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

ok, this is how i’d describe a levels to someone doing GCSE’s. 

the amount of revision you did at GCSE to get an A? double that, and you might get a C at a level, on a good day, with the right questions.

Pro-tips for people doing their A level exams

  • The ‘banana before exam’ is a placebo
  • Just remember your entire future depends on these two years worth of exams
  • If you miss a single grade by a mark it can be enough to not get into uni
  • Ignore point 2, AS does not mean anything
  • Examiners award extra points for each tear droplet they see on the answer sheet
  • Satan is now accepting souls for grades at a new low interest rate
  • But even if you do fail, take comfort in knowing you did a better job than George Osborne did making the budget 2013.

The M1 twitter hashtag is making me feel better about myself. And Yes, the child who kept moving around that non-uniform plank is probably the most hated child on the planet.

To all of you who are doing that exam thing.

I would like to remind you that you’re brilliant. No arguments.

Good luck to all my British followers on your exams, I know you’ll all do amazing! 

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There’s way too much pressure on students to go to university these days..

‘A levels are a big step up from GCSE’ More like a swim across the Atlantic, a climb up mount Everest and a marathon across America.

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  • Teacher: Everyone is different when it comes to revising. Do what's best for you.
  • Student: *just reads over revision notes*
  • Teacher: Except that.

DOES ANYBODY ELSE GET THERE RESULTS TOMORROW

DOES ANYBODY ELSE WANT TO SHOOT THEMSELVES ABOUT THIS

DOES ANYBODY ELSE WANT TO CRY OR SCREAM RIGHT NOW

no probably just me

THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WAS IMPLANTED TO MAKE PEOPLE WITH GOOD MEMORY SUCCEED WHILST INTELLIGENT PEOPLE DROWN IN SUICIDAL THOUGHTS

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