choowy replied to your post: what if garrus was completely terrible at…
all this time during calibrations garrus was just writing in his diary
GARRUS VAKARIAN’S CALIBRATION LOG, 2183 CE – 2186 CE
CALIBRATION #001
Commander Shepard is an unusual and fascinating CO. Unorthodox methods, emphatic—and not entirely by-the-book—Alliance views… Perhaps we’ll have a chance to talk more together in the future. Some one-on-one time, Garrus Vakarian style…
CALIBRATION #003
Playing ‘hard to get’ is a human tactic thoroughly recommended in all forms of available literature. This will apparently drive human object of your affections ‘wild.’
Hopefully not too wild. I never did feel stimulated by krogans or varren.
CALIBRATION #034
Beginning to think ‘tried’ and ‘true’ method was in fact standing in for ‘tired’ and ‘generally assumed to be true, pending further investigation.’ Unfortunately, no trustworthy salarian studies have been conducted on the subject. So it looks like it’s just me and my calibrations.
CALIBRATION #045
The great irony is that I don’t even like calibrations. They aren’t as…impressive or half as…humorous as Commander Shepard.
CALIBRATION #098
Why is it so difficult to tell someone you’d follow them into hell and back again if they asked you to? It’s the truth, after all. Tomorrow, hell. The day after tomorrow… Well, we’ll see if I write again, won’t we?
CALIBRATION #101
Almost lost Shepard.
Nothing to say about that.
CALIBRATION #135
There is no Vakarian without Shepard. Archangel is all that remains of the turian I used to be. Before Shepard… And after Shepard.
CALIBRATION #146
Do humans find scars attractive?
Solana is never going to let me live this down if she finds out about it. And poor Mother must be turning in her grave.
CALIBRATION #147
I know I keep asking if it can wait… But I’m not sure how much longer I can.
That certainly sounded ridiculous even to me.
CALIBRATION #148
Strange to think there’s one thing in this big, bad galaxy that Garrus Vakarian is actually bad at. I never thought I’d see the day.
