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if this post gets 500,000 notes i’ll tell my boyfriend i’m alive

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my mom said if this gets 500,000 notes I can have dinner

If this post gets 500 000 notes i’ll get hawke to give me pee substance that i’ll use to separate justice from me

imagine being the fucking person who did the last note on the fluffy chicken post. 499,999, 500,000 YOU ARE GETTING A FLUFFY CHICKEN NOW THATSMODERATELYRAVEN like imagine the great honour
I would engrave it on my tombstone I would

and in that moment i swear we were all fluffy chickens

Shows up 15 minutes late to getting 500,000 notes on the Fluffy Chicken post with Starbucks.

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my mom said that if this gets 500,000 notes she will finally give birth to me

Master Plan

We all convince our parents to make the “500,000 Notes/Fluffy Chicken” deal.

They agree.

We convince them that our URL is thatsmoderatelyraven.

Everybody gets a fluffy chicken.

My dad said that if this gets 500,000 notes, he’ll get me a cat. AND I WANT A CAT. (sobs)

if we can help a tumblr user get a fluffy chicken, i think we can get dreamworks to make “bee movie 2”

My mom said that if this post gets 500,000 notes, i will get a man like this one:

  • Me: if i save my money can i get a teacup pig?
  • Mom: . . .
  • Me: NO, if i get 500,000 notes on tumblr can i get a teacup pig?
  • Mom: what does that even mean? and how are notes on tumblr going to help us get $750 for a pig?

i expect a picture of this blogger with the fluffy chicken.

If you’re ever feeling like you don’t accomplish anything, just remember (most of you) helped a girl get her own fluffy chicken

Hey guys.. So my mum says that if this gets 500,000 notes she’ll buy me a rocket ship and send me to pigfarts. I will love you all forever

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