“I would like to remind you all that tomorrow is always at hand, and always look forward to the future”

Jordyn Foley (Pink Glitter)

to all you girls wondering what its like to have a boner:
its like having your skin pulled tight to one place, and if you have pants on it feels like you put a rod down there and its about to burst.

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So the other day this guy near me was talking to someone else and he was like “I ran into 4 doors day…” and in my head I was like ‘really?! 4doors lives around here? Omg do you have a blog too?’ and then he continued on with his story and I found out that he meant he actually RAN into four separate doors. Fucking idiot.

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