3rd Party.
May Third Party ang GF/BF mo:
- Mapapansin mong laging may katext
- Kapag may tumatawag at magkasama kayo, ika-cancel niya tapos sasabihing “Wala yun.” “Ah, nangungulit na barkada.” Ang mga rason niya, walang pangalan na binabanggit. Panay common noun, walang Proper noun. LELS
- Laging walang oras sayo. Kung meron man, saglit lang tapos aalis na siya. Parang may iba pang pupuntahan.
- Nakakalimutan ang Monthsary/Anniversary ninyo. Minsan nalilito.
- Minsan iba ang tawag sayo. Hindi yung usual na tawagan ninyo. Para yatang may iba…
Ikaw ang 3rd Party:
- May kahati ka lagi. Sa oras,
sa katawan, sa isip,sa load,kahit sa effort - Alam mong hindi lang ikaw ang sinasabihan niya ng “I love you.”
- Hindi siya andyan lagi para sayo kasi minsan, andon siya kay number 1
- Number 2 ka lang e. Kumbaga, reserba. Kabit. Tss.
- Hindi ka pa ba nasasaktan? Itigil mo na yan.
- Kung mahal ka talaga ng lalake/babae, hindi niya hahayaang may kahati ka.
- Maging wais ka naman. Hindi ka laruan, hindi ka poste na walang nararamdaman.
Bakit pa nga ba nauso ang 3rd party? May maganda bang naidudulot ito? Hindi ba’t mas maganda sa pakiramdam yung kayong dalawa lang talaga ng mahal mo ang nagmamahalan?
Kung kabit ka, sayo nga yung babae/lalake, may kahati ka naman. Sasaya ka ba sa lagay na yan?
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How Anti 3rd Party Idiots Sound
- Interviewer: Hi, What's your favorite soda?
- Informed voter: I actually like Dr. Pepper.
- Interviewer: Oh, sorry, I said what's your favorite soda?
- Informed voter: And I said Dr. Pepper.
- Interviewer: Okay, you have to pick Coke or Pepsi.
- Informed voter: But Coke and Pepsi are not my favorite sodas.
- Interviewer: Yeah, but only Coke and Pepsi can win this poll.
- Informed voter: But Coke and Pepsi are not the only sodas on the market?!
- Interviewer: Yeah but we all know Dr. Pepper can't beat Coke or Pepsi so why bother picking it?
- Informed voter: So when you ask me my favorite, you aren't asking me my favorite; you're asking which one I think can win?
- Interviewer: Yes.
- Informed voter: That's stupid.
A debate I might actually watch
freeandequal.orgI’d much rather watch Gary Johnsons, Jill Stein, and the rest of the 3rd party candidates debate than the two lying douche-bags in Obama and Romney.
Free and Equal Elections Foundation, the only organization offering a platform to every major candidate, today announced that Larry King, host of Larry King Now on Hulu.com and Ora TV, will serve as moderator for its special 2012 Presidential debate. Hosted by Free and Equal, this debate will take place on October 23 at 9:00pm EDT at the Hilton Chicago. Ora TV, Russia Today, and the Free and Equal Elections Foundation will broadcast the debate live on the Internet.
The Free and Equal Elections Foundation has assembled a diverse group of ballot-qualified candidates in order to offer a truly multi-partisan debate for American voters. With sponsoring organizations spanning the ideological spectrum from The Nation to The American Conservative, it is clear that both the left and right in this country agree that the two-party system is broken. Free and Equal’s debate will be the type of open, honest, and solutions oriented discussion that the American people deserve.
“We are honored to have Larry King moderate this historic debate,” stated Christina Tobin, Founder and Chair of Free & Equal. “The previous debates between President Obama and Governor Romney have failed to address the issues that really concern everyday Americans. From foreign policy, to the economy, to taboo subjects like our diminishing civil liberties and the drug war, Americans deserve a real debate, real solutions, and real electoral options.”
Unlike traditional mainstream debates, viewers will be invited to submit questions via the web and social media, creating the first truly open and democratic debate on record. People can submit questions via Free and Equal’s website, or they can use the hashtag #AskEmThisLarry on Twitter.
