dear graduating 3Ls,

you went through 1L:

you went through 2L:

and you went through 3L:

and now you’re done!

we’ll miss you!

no, just kidding. go do great things!

may your career be like:

with love, the rest of us still stuck in law school. 

After the inevitable sleep/alcohol fueled coma that follows finals

One final paper stands between me and my J.D.

I haven’t been this motivated to do school work since 1L. Watch out untitled 20 pager. I’m coming for you and I’m going to write the shit out of you.