I really like my roommate, but the fact that she's not home right now means I can have a throwback dance party in my underwear, and that's pretty fucking great.
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Anyone else just want to run around their apartment blasting "The Coolest Girl?"
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howtoeatcocksauce started following you
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NEW BIG TIME RUSH!
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damn insecurities.
do they ever disappear?
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lol...
so i’m at albertsons, and i see this kid drive one of those old people carts right into a lil stand stacked with glass jars of salsa, everything comes down breaking and shattering n what not. and my first reaction wasn’t like oh look how immature this kid is… it was more like… damn, i wish i was 15 again…
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Woke up yesterday morning with a terrible hangover and covered in sand.
Why was I covered in sand? Because my friend and I were walking home hand in hand singing “this club can’t even handle us right now” when she decided to grab a handful of sand from a bag on someones drive and just threw it straight at my face. I attempted to retaliate, failed and decided to pull her hair bobble out and chuck it in to the road.
This is why we are best friends.
