i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

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stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what’s time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom whats day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom


\(•_•)
   )    )z
   /   \

you are the dancing queen


\(•_•)
   )    )z
   /   \

young and sweet


\(•_•)
   )    )z
   /   \

only seventeen

In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.

I swear like 85% of all popular text posts are made by the same 5 people.

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange 

things we need on tumblr

  • a notification when someone responds to an ask
  • no post limit
  • a ‘sent’ folder
  • urls that haven’t been used for a year to be deleted

things we dont need on tumblr

  • every update tumblr has ever made ever

look at this gif carefully

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he is not even close to the shelf

it wasnt his perfect butt who crashed it

it was his wings

wings

wings (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

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