stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what’s time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom whats day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom


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   )    )z
   /   \

you are the dancing queen


\(•_•)
   )    )z
   /   \

young and sweet


\(•_•)
   )    )z
   /   \

only seventeen

In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

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i love when girls think other girls are copying them because they dye their hair the same color like you did not invent red hair

things we need on tumblr

  • a notification when someone responds to an ask
  • no post limit
  • a ‘sent’ folder
  • urls that haven’t been used for a year to be deleted

things we dont need on tumblr

  • every update tumblr has ever made ever

are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange 

I C ANT BREAHTE MY GRANDMA HAS ALZHEIMERS AND JUST SAID TO MY PREGNANT SISTER “DAMN YOU GOT FAT” OMG

look at this gif carefully

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he is not even close to the shelf

it wasnt his perfect butt who crashed it

it was his wings

wings

wings (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

people who have the same name as me are competition 

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