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i would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face

actual picture of actual one direction fans 

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stuff you ask your mom:

  • mom where’s my towel
  • mom what do we eat for dinner
  • mom what’s time is it
  • mom where’s my phone
  • mom when do you come back
  • mom whats day is it

stuff you ask your dad

  • dad where is mom


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   )    )z
   /   \

you are the dancing queen


\(•_•)
   )    )z
   /   \

young and sweet


\(•_•)
   )    )z
   /   \

only seventeen

In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.

are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange 

ive learned more about topics such as sexism and racism and rape culture and ableism and self confidence on a website that was originally made for pretty pictures than i have in my 11 years in an environment that is supposed to prepare me for the real world and if that isnt fucked up i honestly dont know what is

things we need on tumblr

  • a notification when someone responds to an ask
  • no post limit
  • a ‘sent’ folder
  • urls that haven’t been used for a year to be deleted

things we dont need on tumblr

  • every update tumblr has ever made ever

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

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