LILLIAN D’ORSAY - EIGHTEEN - PLAYED BY JORGE.

i have an incredible dislike for such things so i’d like to make this as brief as possible:

1. she’s from jersey. no, not new jersey but jersey. in fact, you can call her jersey lily, if you’re apt to get the reference. she’s a bit of a deadly nightshade, you might even want to write a song about photos of he but only if you’re one to get that reference as well. 
2. i know what you’re thinking. jersey’s a long day’s way from california. why would she be here?  well she’s living in undeserved opulence and excessive decadence with her nanna for the year. together, they sunbathe topless whilst lily mourns not getting into corpus christi and her nanna mourns sagging breasts and reduced sexual drive. 
3. privileged, educated, and holding titanic passions, lily resents those who are privileged, educated, and holding titanic passions. nothing is more important to her than her own pretentions. however her extraordinary arrogance stemming from confidence in her intellectual capabilities is contradicted by her abnormal sensitivity to those she’s views as potential threats — and in most cases, that includes everyone. she’s extremely conscious of herself and in constant frustration of being able to have extensive knowledge on the most anecdotal and inane facts yet slow to grasp simple concepts such as sarcasm or irony. she possesses little humility but that is only expected when one constantly believe (or is aware) of their superiority to all else. assburgers. 
4. no, she would not like to fuck you, touch you, be in your proximity. you’re a vestibule to a life of sexual transmitted diseases, retroviruses, and enjoying songs sung by lesbian twin sisters because they seem to be of popularity to pathetic people which, by loving you, she’d become. 
5. her family life is adequate. her mother is beautiful in an impish, three glasses of port sort of way. her step-father is a bit homosexual. her twin brother is a bit of an embarrassment and her gerbil is an incredible disappointment.