• teacher: where is your homework?
  • me: where is ed sheerans grammy?

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

raise your hand if you’ve ever been disgusted by your own fandom…

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

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