What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
raise your hand if you’ve ever been disgusted by your own fandom…
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
hey i used to b uglier believe it or not
we put all our faith into a website that isn’t even spelled correctly
for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications
john green takes a shower
john clean
