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I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN'T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

I am bored as fuck omg.

BUT DO IT.

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let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

  • me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
  • me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starvation in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
  • me during the day: lol how do I spell house?
  • teacher: where is your homework?
  • me: where is ed sheerans grammy?

is it data or data

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

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