GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN'T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

I am bored as fuck omg.

BUT DO IT.

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  • me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
  • me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starvation in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
  • me during the day: lol how do I spell house?

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

exit the womb they said

life would be great they said

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

guys i find attractive

  • famous
  • taken
  • gays
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